You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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