she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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