im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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