You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Alive.
So much puke
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Randomize
