i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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