Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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