yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You can't just leave with hair like that
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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