i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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