I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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