I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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