omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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