I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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