i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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