What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize