Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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