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say what?
wanna hang out?
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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