and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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