I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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