At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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