I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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