If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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