i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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