I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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