I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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