plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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