So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize