omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
