I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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