i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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