On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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