he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Terrible idea I love it
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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