dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Couch. On fire.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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