Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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