if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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