what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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