How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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