MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
love makes seman taste better
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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