i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Randomize