I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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