5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
