If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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