Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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