I just cut my nipple shaving
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I just found a bag of teeth...
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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