Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
nutella sex= disaster
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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