I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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