You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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