Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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