Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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