just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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