oh god the rape fog is back!
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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