Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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