so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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