Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
