we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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