Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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