Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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