Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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